I WROTE THIS IN GEOMETRY AS A FRESHMAN.
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Coulda been an English major if I woulda had the time
But I was talkin to an Oscar Meyer weiner on the line
I had a million dollars burnin a hole in my pocket
But a million naked boys stuck it all up in the socket 

The socket burned; it fried my hair and it shocked me
But then all my IM buddies fuckin went up and blocked me
Off the list, I can't talk to nobody
The weiner up and became a PoBoy sandwich 

Holy crap! Why'm I talkin bout food?
I'm on a fuckin diet so that I can be a dude
But I spend too much time pissin away off all my dreams
While my freakin khaki cargo pants start burstin at the seams 

I got the million dollars stolen by the million naked boys
While this guy Robert over here uses them for his boy toys
Don't throw this shit away; Just schwimmer dow gnaw,
And don't screw with animals that have more than one paw 

How's this maw? I'm writin kinda funny
Funny bunny money honey sunny honey bun
So ride her like a hat, look at the calico cat
It's humpin with that black neighbor cat who looks like a rat 

But on a different subject 'fore I take up too much paper
I've got gonnorrheah and a lifetime supply of staplers
but don't forgot about that ofayin' Snoopy
Seinfeld and his girlfriend said, "Schmoopy, no, you're Schmoopy!" 

I hate solicitors; if I had a choice
I'd blow 'em all to Joyce Ruthers, or maybe the Marx Brothers
Oh no, I'm gettin too specific
Oh shit, nothing rhymes with specific 

Holy crap, who'm I kiddin, I'm not a fuckin rapper
Just a compulsive swearer: 
shit shit ass ass 
fuckin damn! 

That was an uncalled for burst o' energy
from the purest shade of blue in Turbonium-new
So lick the cement, alrighty then
Run thirty red lights to begin 

Watch Moesha, watch the Simpsons
Geometry is pissin' me off
But I don't fret, I gotta wait a few hours
Then I can go home and go into the shower 

With the naked boys that stole my million dollars
Coulda gotten through college and become an English scholar
But my girlfriend's got an Oscar Meyer weiner in her collar 

Regurgitate, don't, lemme, I'll chew your pie, dude
Go another round then check, s'peace out. 

It feels like my mind's going two ways @ once
& the guy who says ha-ha! is Nelson Muntz
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry! for the T-shirt barrage
You'll need a Babel Fish to get into the garage 

So Jabberwocky ding-a-ling, through the chimney
Front door back door, the bell goes "ding!"
Isstime to wrap up so I'll with the Bob
Bob wants Amy, playin with the naked boys 

Tattoo your ass
Ingest the mellow Gold
Odelay
Shit, this is gettin old, 

GONE.