[EVERTHING IN THIS PARAGRAPH IS TOO DRAMATIC, SORRY, I WROTE IT LATE AT NIGHT] It seems you have, I'm assuming accidentally, stumbled across my humble shithole. Excuse me, home. I meant to say home. Before you go, I beg of you stay a moment or two, maybe we can make a connection, become friends, accquaintances. You may find something here of interest. Then again, you may find it necessary to report me to the police for having such a hole for a place of public residence. I'm littering the streets of the internet with this garbage, all written at a late hour, when judgement and imagination is at its minimum...A lot, if not most of the content in these pages may or may not make sense. Don't expect punctuation, spelling, or anything else language-related to be perfect. But stay. This hole forbids me to sleep, perchance to dream, of better things.

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